"I found a place where they served a giant pizza, and if you could eat the whole thing, it was free, and you didn’t have to pay. Since I couldn’t afford to spend money on food, I went and ate the whole pizza. The owner said, ‘Wow, that’s amazing.’ So, I went back the next day and did it again. The owner gave me a strange look and said, ‘Mmm, amazing.’ By the third day in a row, when I did it again, the owner just came up to me and said, ‘Brother, if you want free food, just ask, and I’ll give it to you. You don’t have to eat the whole pizza.’"
Source: Interview with Jimmy Kimmel